oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria)

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definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

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patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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For anyone who uses nailpolish,

listoflifehacks:

smartblondeninja:

If you smudge your nails and they’re still not entirely dry, either use your tongue or use a licked finger to smooth out the polish so if you do your nails perfectly but smudge one you don’t have to re-do it!

^

and for anyone who wants to look at lists of life hacks

But you probably shouldn’t lick nail polish…

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

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breerun:

queennubian:

preach Jada!

ME IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LATELY

(Source: lohan)

50,504 notes

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

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